Thanks Mommy, you made Daddy tell us about how much he doesn't care about us dead or alive. "I can make things easier without her as my daughter, as simple as that."
Thanks Mommy for all that you'd yelled in my face. Great choice of vocab, I get how much you hate me last night. Totally.
Thanks Mommy, again for an excellent attempt to threaten me with things like Death. It works all the time, you know it. To watch me cringe up in guilt, oh wow is that your second hobby (apart from yelling that is)?
Thanks Mommy, I sincerely thank you very much for all the TLC you showered when you were feeling kinder. They mean a lot to me.
And that's why I am putting down my almost-worthless pride. I am sorry for making us feel like shit. I am sorry for being the cause of everything wrong.
I am sorry because I am guilty.
I still gotta respect you, Mother.